So cakey. All the time.

shialebuffalo:

you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table

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In more important news, Puerto Rico to become a state

omfgcate:

suavereign:

They agreed they want to become a state, the House and Senate just need to approve it now.

we 51 states now

why isn’t this the biggest news of the night

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kirakirahanabi:

spada-belforma:

welcome to chinese 101

this. fucking. language.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

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andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

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